So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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