GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
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