More tranny stories later!
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
how drunk are you?
Several
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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