so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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