wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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