Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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