So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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