i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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