it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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