Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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