Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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