I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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