I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
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