I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
