I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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