I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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