if i can run in heels then i can drive
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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