So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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