I want to stick my p in your. b.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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