PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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