She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
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