he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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