Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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