My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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