every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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