Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
The dick lei will go down in squad history
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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