I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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