So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Enjoy the penises
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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