No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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