you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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