Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I didn't notice because vodka
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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