I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I understand Curling. That high.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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