i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Randomize