She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
should my penis look like a turkey
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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