Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
