Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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