I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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