I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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