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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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