"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
whose parrot is this?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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