The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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