Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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