your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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