I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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