just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
you would pick up someone in the library
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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