when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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