im holly from the hills drunk
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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