dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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