awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
