I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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