I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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