she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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