that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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