I want to make a zoo with you.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
