all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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