Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Randomize
