eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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